|  The 
                many diversions of Cape Town include sport, the beaches, mountain, 
                scenic day-trips, sunsets, wine and fine dining. Just about every 
                gay taste is catered for in the Cape Peninsula. Expectations are 
                high and by all accounts - and by the increasing number of gay 
                and lesbian travellers - guest houses, B&Bs, clubs and pubs are 
                of top international standard. Gay lifestyle demands a vibrant 
                nightlife and Cape Town has it all from dancing, cruise bars, 
                video shows, restaurants with cabaret and strip shows, coffee 
                bars, shops and steam baths. If you want to cruise, but prefer 
                fresh air and sunny skies, there are some beautiful beaches and 
                outdoor cafes.
  
                It is easy to see why Cape Town has become one of the top gay 
                destinations in the world. The best way to find out what's on 
                is to pick up the Cape Review from any newsagent, book store or 
                corner shop. Also freely available are the Cape Gay Guide and 
                the Pink Map: helpful street maps accompany lists of accommodation 
                establishments, gay owned / orientated businesses, and a range 
                of services from florists to raunchy M2M studios. Confirming that 
                South Africa is truly a Rainbow Nation, a number of establishments 
                proudly sport the distinctive, multicoloured gay flag. Throughout 
                Cape Town you're sure to spot them fluttering in the breeze. Getting 
                there.  
                British Airways, 
                Virgin and KLM all offer fairly 
                regular flights to Cape Town. It is possible to fly direct but 
                do expect a brief stop over in Amsterdam or Johannesburg. Flying 
                out in January (peak season) meant most return flights were in 
                excess of £600. We found our flights on Netflights 
                which is a useful price comparison site. I only trust as everyone 
                says it is cheap when you get there. Sod it, the weather is miserable 
                in the UK, I'm going anyway. 
                 
                  | Gay 
                    Scene - Bars, Clubs and Saunas |  De 
                Waterkrant Village is the official gay village with Cape Town, 
                equivalent to Oxford Street in Syndey, Old Compton Street in London. 
                The majority of bars, clubs, restaurants and saunas are all within 
                easy walking distance. First of all enjoy the prices. Most drinks 
                are literally around a £1 including cocktails. In the last couple 
                of years due to redevelopment in the area Bronx Action bar has 
                relocated to the old Club 55 site which as now closed. At 
                 
                Bronx Action 
                Bar (35 Somerset Road Tel: (021) 419 9216), 5 drinks cost 
                50 rand/£3.5. Packed music bar at weekends with a young local 
                plus tourist crowd. Great atmosphere and cute shirtless bar boys. 
                The party continues early into the morning. In fact most bars 
                don't get busy until late but continue until 4/5am. Monday's is 
                also Karaoke night with a slightly more mixed crowd. When this 
                venue relocated they literally took the old bar and fittings with 
                them along with the bell that gets rung everytime a punter leaves 
                a heathy tip. Aparently the upstairs is also due to be redeveloped 
                into a dancefoor.   Virtually 
                next door you'll find The 
                Loft Lounge calling itself an up-market Groove Bar which opened 
                in April 2010. The bar has a more relaxed atmosphere compared 
                to the Bronx and is ideal as a pre dinner meeting place. The is 
                a weekly drag show on every Sundays where you enjoy the delights 
                of Maxime Magic, Victoria Caballiere and the other girls. Again 
                drink prices are cheap and it was fairly full when we visited.
   Café 
                Manhattan (74 Upper Waterkant, Cape Town; T: 0027 21 421 6666) 
                is an understandably popular, roomy restaurant with tables amidst 
                mirrors and male nude art, sprawling out onto terraces. Terrace 
                tables available. Food Nachos, steak, spare-tibs, grilled chicken. 
                With some of the cutest, flirtiest waiters in Town, it also has 
                a busy bar out front.  Gay 
                Sauna: If you fancy some gratutious 'health and beauty' many 
                boyz head round to The 
                Hothouse (Tel +27 21 418 3888) european gay sauna complex 
                with large steam room, two jacuzzi spas, relaxing lounge with 
                two bars and obligatory rest rooms. It is open 12pm to 2am Mon-Thurs, 
                24hrs at weekends. HIV is a very real issue in Africa so play 
                safe. Notable 
                Gay EventsMother City Queer 
                Project held every December Events run across the city climaxing 
                on the last Sunday with parades in central Cape Town and a huge 
                party.
 2010 
                Cape Town Mardi Gras - 30th January to the 2nd FebruaryPink Loerie Carnival - 1st - 4th May 2010
 Crime 
                / Safety.Do be careful when leaving any of the gay venues late at night. 
                Try not to get too 'pissed' and our advice is to head straight 
                to the taxi rank at the petrol station to taxi you back to your 
                hotel. Don't walk around late at night especially alone and try 
                not to look like lost, rich tourist trash or 'shit faced' even 
                if you are. We have heard of too many people get mugged in the 
                area, so only carry enough cash for the evening. Leave your mobile 
                phone, camera, ipod. If you are driving it is also customary to 
                pay the local lad 2 rand to 'look after your car'.
  
                Bears / leather queens are catered for by Bar Code and Rosies. 
                Rosies also has a couple of pool tables. Rosies is situated across 
                the road from Manhattans, Bar Code is tucked behind 55. Manhattans 
                is a mixture of restaurant and bar. Popular early evening and 
                wise to reserve a table at weekends. Tourist 
                Things: We do you start? You are literally spoilt for choice 
                when it comes to stunning scenery and landmarks. Here are some 
                of the highlights. I'd also recommend getting The 
                Time Out Guide to Cape Town or similar travel publication 
                enabling you to plan your holiday in advance. Table 
                Mountain offers stunning views over Cape Town and surrounding 
                areas. Access is via rotating cable car (130 rand/£9). Drive half 
                way up the mountain and then get the cable car to the top. Fantastic 
                views of Camp Town and Camps Bay and seeing the clouds rolling 
                off the top of the mountain is breathaking. NB: The cable car 
                won't operate if it is too windy and prey they don't have a power 
                cut half way up and you're left dangling. Cape 
                Point. Hire a care and drive down the coast to Cape Point. 
                On the way enjoy the stunning scenery around Houts Bay, stop off 
                at the historical naval port of Simon's Town, see the penguins 
                at Boulder's Bay and then the breathtaking views from the lighthouse 
                at Cape 
                Point itself. Hopefully the tram will be working to take you 
                to the top. Don't forget your camera for this day. Kirstenbosch 
                National Botanical Gardens (Rhodes Drive, Newlands Private 
                Bag X7, Claremont. Tel: +27 21 799 8783)Founded in 1913, Kirstenbosch National Botanical Garden is 
                world-renowned for the beauty and diversity of the Cape flora 
                it displays and for the magnificence of its setting against the 
                eastern slopes of Table Mountain. Kirstenbosch grows only indigenous 
                South African plants. The estate covers 528 hectares and supports 
                a diverse fynbos flora and natural forest. The cultivated garden 
                (36 hectares) displays collections of South African plants, particularly 
                those from the winter rainfall region of the country.
 The 
                Vineyards. South Africa is famous for it's wines, notably 
                Sauvignon Blancs, Chenin Blancs and Chardonnay. Drive inland from 
                Cape Town towards Stellenbosch and you'll find yourself surrounded 
                by vineyards. Pick up a local guide to work your way around. Most 
                of the vineyards obviously offer wine tasting and many have excellent 
                restaurants. I'd like to recommend Tokara 
                and Lanzerac 
                as two vineyards that stood out. Next time you are in your local 
                Majestic or even Tesco's it would be nice to put a place to the 
                wine on offer and say I've been there.  
                Shopping The 
                Victoria & Albert Complex is a modern shopping centre aimed 
                squarely at the tourist with tourist prices. The complex has some 
                good restaurants situated around an attractive marina with great 
                views of Table Mountain. Two 
                Oceans Aquarium with its huge shark tank and large number 
                of fish on display. The Aquarium also promotes a strong eco message. 
                You can also book a sailing or fishing trip from here and well 
                as visiting Robben Island, home of Nelson Mandela for many years. Internet: 
                Many of the hotels now offer wireless internet access. There are 
                numerous internet cafes along Main Road in Sea Point. We'd recommend 
                the Catwalk Internet Cafe (catwalk.tv) which has numerous terminals, 
                fast connections and charges just 10 Rand/70p per hour. 
                 
                  |   3rd 
                      Beach Clifton, between 2nd and 4th beaches. Popular with 
                      gay men. It is a beautifully clean white sandy beach with 
                      clear blue surf and large waves pound the shore. The sea 
                      around Cape Town is cold enough to freeze the nuts off a 
                      brass monkey. Non existant ozone layer means it is very 
                      easy to burn on any of the beaches so cover up with a hi 
                      factor sun screen. Nude 
                      sunbathing is allowed at Sandy Bay. (take the Llandudno 
                      turn-off from the Camps Bay Road, follow the signs to Sandy 
                      Bay followed by a half-hour walk to the nudist beach). The 
                      gay part of the beach is unsurprisingly the fathest end. 
                      Cruising and other activities take place in the bushes here. 
                      Our advice would be to stick to Clifton 3. |  Eating 
                out. You really are spoilt for great restaurants in Cape Town. 
                Sea food is obviously high of the menu, but we also have some 
                great steaks and your also will see ostrich or crocodile on some 
                menus. Most restaurants offer fantastic quality and variety at 
                exceptional prices compared to back home. Many of the wineyards 
                also have their own restaurants servery delicious food (see Tokara). 
                The Nose restaurant www.thenose.co.za (Cape Quarter, Dixon Road, 
                Green 021 425 2200 offers a superb selection of wines and simple 
                yet apertising menu. Thai restaurant Tom Yum (Regent Road, Sea 
                Point), was enjoyable, with cute waiters. Wang Thai a second thai 
                restaurant is also very good. Caprice (seafront overlooking Camps 
                Bay) serves excellent lunchtime cocktails and bar snacks. Tides 
                Restaurant, Camps Bay (tides.co.za) offers upmarketing eating 
                surroundings, good food and dishy waitors. Great sunset views 
                over the bay.See 
                also Wakame - Trendy seafront 
                bar with excellent food and smart bar / roof terrace to watch 
                the sun go down.
 Money: 
                Useful information: Currency: Rand. 100 cents to the rand. Exchange 
                rate:14 rand/£1. Jan 2010. See 
                XE.com for the latest tourist rates  
                Parking. Although most streets don't have parking meters, there 
                will be someone there to watch your car. It is customery to tip 
                them 2 rand when you collect your car. 
                 
                  | Learn 
                      to speak gay South African. The brits may have Palare, 
                      whereas South African queens have their own selection of 
                      widely used phrases. Not for the faint of heart |   
                  | South 
                    African | English | South 
                    African | English |   
                  | Ada | Arse | Hilda | Hideous |   
                  | Bella | Slapped | Lilly 
                    Law | Police |   
                  | Beula | Beautiful | Meula | Money |   
                  | Bolla | Hair/ 
                    Hairdo | Moffie | Gay 
                    Man |   
                  | Cilla | Cigarette | moffies | gay 
                    men |   
                  | Clora | Coloured 
                    Queen | nora | thick |   
                  | Dol | My 
                    Dear / Term of Affection | priscilla | police |   
                  | Dora | A 
                    Drink | rita | rent/ 
                    rent boy |   
                  | Dorad | Pissed | sally | to 
                    suck |   
                  | Feula | Furious | sheila | to 
                    sh*t |   
                  | Forty | Lots 
                    of | stella | to 
                    steal |   
                  | Griselda | Mega 
                    Hideous | vera | to 
                    vomit |  Gay 
                Press  
                Detail - Cape Town's monthly gay lifestyle newspaper. (www.detail.co.za) 
                Exit (www.exit.co.za) South Africa's monthly gay paper. Every 
                shop under the Southern sun can be found at the Victoria 
                & Alfred Waterfront complex, a large, attractive waterfront 
                shopping mall full of cafes, eateries and boutiques on the regenerated 
                sea front by the old harbour: a bit of a theme park in truth. 
                Enjoy a meal or drink at one of the many bars or restaurants offering 
                Great views over the harbour towards Table Mountain and trips 
                to Robin Island are available from the harbour. |